I’m great in bed

previous ranking. this post was inspired by trying the frosted (full frosting, not drizzled) cinnamon roll pop tarts.

*not every variety listed is currently available. some are seasonal, others were for a limited time.

• frosted brown sugar cinnamon
• s'mores
• pumpkin pie (one of the few seasonal flavors i've tried, because who wants to commit to a box of 12 if you don't like them?)
• cookies n' cream
• chocolate fudge
• chocolate chip
• chocolate peanut butter
• frosted banana bread. ok. could be more banana-y.
• frosted (full frosting, not drizzled) cinnamon roll. not as good as brown sugar cinnamon
• lemon crème pie. lemon things are either; not very lemony, lemony, or LEMON! these are the second.
• peanut butter
• fruit ones
• pretzel pop tarts. dry & come apart at the end seams.
• sugar cookie. would've been better, but smells like some kind of chemical. probably what they use to print the winter scenes on them.
• frosted chocolate chip pancake. vague syrup flavor, no chocolate flavor. looks odd because of the chocolate chips on it.
• apple jacks. barely tastes like anything, much less apple jacks
• snickerdoodle. possibly tied with unfrosted, since they are too.
• unfrosted ones
• boston cream pie. boston cream filling is not meant to be eaten warm.